Houseplant Survival
Accredited Houseplant CustodianAHC
Sustained stewardship. No water-based negligence.
- Beginner
- ~28 min
- 4 lessons + final exam
- Moisture assessment
- Light-level matching
- Symptom diagnosis
- Repotting
- Species selection
About this certification
Most houseplants that die indoors are killed by kindness, usually in the form of a watering can. This program sets out the accredited standards of houseplant custody: how to water, where to put your plant, which species forgive beginners, and how to read the signs before a minor problem gets worse.
Custodians who complete the program will be able to diagnose a yellowing leaf with confidence, choose a window by compass direction, and resist the urge to "just give it a little drink" when it doesn't need one.
What you'll learn
- Why overwatering is the leading cause of houseplant death, and the finger test that prevents it
- Matching plants to light levels and window directions
- Four beginner-proof species, including which ones are safe around pets
- Symptom diagnosis: yellow, crispy, leggy, and gnat-infested
- Repotting and fertilising on the correct schedule
Syllabus
Read at your own pace, in any order. Your progress saves automatically.
- 1Watering: the leading cause of death7 min · knowledge check
- 2Light: matching plant to window6 min · knowledge check
- 3Beginner-proof species and pet safety5 min
- 4Diagnosis, gnats, repotting, and feeding8 min · knowledge check
- Official Certification Examination10 questions · 80% to pass · unlimited retakes
What you get
Certificate of Achievement
This certifies that
Your Name Here
is hereby recognized as a
Accredited Houseplant Custodian
- A verifiable credentialA permanent public page and unique ID anyone can check — landlords, employers, skeptical in-laws.
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