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Certifications in the things that actually matter
Each program is a short course, a set of quizzes and a final exam. Pass, and you receive a formal certificate with a credential ID anyone can verify.
11 certifications
- Free
Kitchen
Dishwasher Loading
Certified Dishwasher Loading Professional (CDLP)
End the household debate. Load with authority.
Beginner25 min - Plus
Laundry
Fitted Sheet Folding
Certified Fitted Sheet Folding Specialist (CFSFS)
Corners tucked, not merely hidden.
Advanced25 min - Plus
Automotive
Parallel Parking
Parallel Parking Proficiency, Level II (PPP-II)
One attempt. Moderate traffic. An audience.
Intermediate30 min - Plus
Personal Finance
Splitting the Bill
Certified Shared Expense Arbitrator (CSEA)
Fair shares, correct tips, friendships intact.
Intermediate30 min - Plus
Wellness
Going to Bed on Time
Certified Bedtime Punctuality Professional (CBPP)
Lights out on schedule. No "one more episode."
Advanced26 min - Plus
Household
Grocery Bagging
Certified Grocery Bagging Technician (CGBT)
Nothing crushed. Nothing thawed. No bag left behind.
Beginner25 min - Plus
Outdoors
Houseplant Survival
Accredited Houseplant Custodian (AHC)
Sustained stewardship. No water-based negligence.
Beginner28 min - Plus
Digital Life
Reply-All Etiquette
Certified Reply-All Compliance Officer (CRACO)
Because 400 people did not need to know you'll be there.
Beginner25 min - Plus
Social
Small Talk in Elevators
Certified Small Talk Facilitator (Elevator Track) (CSTF-E)
Composure between floors. A graceful exit at the correct one.
Beginner22 min - Plus
Household
Thermostat Diplomacy
Accredited Thermostat Diplomat (ATD)
Negotiate a lasting ceasefire in the household temperature conflict.
Intermediate30 min - Free
Household
Toilet Paper Roll Installation
Licensed Toilet Paper Installation Technician (LTPIT)
Over or under? We have consulted the patent.
Beginner20 min